pookies!

Lately, I have been going to the Pet shop for a lot of accessories for my puffles, and earning coins. But what did I see first thing I got there? You guessed it. Pookies. Yellow-skinned overdressed pookies. Some of you readers might've seen them in the Pet shop, and thinking " Hey, i guess they're not so bad..." but dear readers, that's where you are wrong. What annoys me the most is that they show off like every living creature worships them. Yeah right. they say; " Is So Cute Dora Stops Exploring Just To Say Awh!" or, " Smiles So Bright Mr Sun Hides In Shame!" " Needs Mumu ( Mother) More Then Fishy Needs Water!" Ok, I find that one just plain desperate. If you want to see what i mean, I'll show you. Look at the pictures below.

 See what I mean?
between you and me, folks, I badly want these little brats too clear off to the hunger games. But, through my experience as a  pookie pet, I have seen a couple which aren't so bad. Some of these "Diamonds in the rough," are lovers of pets. to ahem, yours truly.   but if you smile so big showing us that you don't have any teeth...that just gives me nightmares.

    i once saw a girl who was in a mumu outfit (sunglasses and all) but had yellow skin. someone came up to her and said "i pick you" i laughed so loud. There are also pookie abusers, who think pookies are just sticky little showoffs.

      
    

Blue is best! Or is it?

Message from anonymous spy:

It was just a casual day on club penguin, I was hanging out in the stadium, looking for new friends (and a good story for chef uppie!) I came across a group of happy penguins, smiling and laughing (they were not black hoodies) I went up to one and said hi. One guy (let's call him...orange stripes) replied "um hi.) the other (hmm... What about blue puffle jacket?) said "uhh bye.'' and left. I asked them if I could hang out with them and they told me to go away. What was I? A bad smell? THEN I saw a blond cheerleader girl come up to them and say. Can I join you? THEY LET HER JOIN IN JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS IN TEAM BLUE. I just walked away and went to another girl (brunette blue) I asked her if she wanted to be friends she replied "umm what team do you support?" I answered wrong. I said green. She told me, surprise surprise, no. I couldn't be her friend because I supported the wrong color (sic). Is it fair that people in the red, green or yellow team get bad treatment because blue isn't their favorite color?  no. I don't think so. Why is team blue so powerful anyway? I, myself am a team red supporter. If I walk into the stadium wearing red, team blue supporters throw snowballs at me and yell at me. If I wear green or yellow, people call me a nerd.

all i did was ask if i could hang out with them. what lovely guys!

What irritates me the most is that a lot of the team blue football players JUST SIT THERE like hobos and drink water. They don't actually play football. In the how to be a prep guide it states that you ave to wear the blue uniform. This is means that preps wearing any other colors won't have as many friends. its people like vandad09 and jwdjplane who will change their likes and dislikes to be cool. TREAT ALL TEAMS EQUALLY! BLUE IS ONLY POPULAR BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE BULLIED! comment if you agree...

igloo reviews #1

so i sent out my anonymous spy again to review igloos!
first, she visited xxakimbox's igloo...

she went there and the mall really was epic! there were tons of people and it had a music store, a bookstore, a toy store, a clothes shop and a supermarket. the toys were great and didn't break at all! she told me to go shop there some time as the gourmet potatoes at the supermarket were perfect for my potato salad! i also got great clothes for my disguises...hee hee hee! thanks xxakimbox for great quality items at great prices!
(i sound like an ad for a department store) so far this igloo has
 6348 likes!



                                                  
now, she went to this AMAZING kingdom! check it out below!


it has 2030 LIKES! AWESOMENESS!
it has a fancy castle, a spooky forest and a dungeon for naughty bandits! how cool is that? i was an outlaw but i turned into a royal! outlaw gone good...
more igloo reviews later...

the hunger games...on club penguin

when you log on to the server oyster you might see some penguins playing the hunger games. the hunger games is a server wide event where penguins have to fight until only one player is standing. you have to be hit by snowballs at least three time to be out. red is did (dead) green is weak (almost dead) blue is brb (be right back) here are some pictures of penguins playing the hunger games. (thanks to my special spy!)

these people are fighting. there is always one team of powerful penguins (tributes) who pick off the weaker ones. They are called careers. They are ruthless and don't like to be messed with. When I play, I often hide out until I see an easy target. The game is very fun and entertaining. But playing it can often turn people into monsters, for everyone is determined to win. Once I met a penguin who was using his non member account to spy on people. Be careful when you play, others may be hiding around the area... If you see non members with a similar name to another member player, they might just be spying!

Tips

Don't have a huge team... Only one can remain standing! 

If your weak, don't run around open areas. The careers could be there and you would be an easy target!

Don't be mean! More people will want to throw snowballs at you.

how to sit on paths

Hi again animal lovers! Today I was thinking about lots of stuff today, including the tips and tricks of cp. How do you walk to the end of the town path? How do you get into the secret room in the hidden lake? Well, today me and my new friend snorkel sheep are going to show you...

1. go into the town.
2. click on the path
3. just before you get to the path, click on the mail icon.

4. wait about 2 seconds, then exit out. you will
see that your at the end of the path!you can dance and sit when your on the path. Now all you have to
do is have fun!

BLACK HOODIES

Black hoodies are a bunch of penguins in Black (or any colored) hoodie.

 they are often extremely mean. particularity to preps.  they say XD a lot and are very random... like ''free bacon hugs'' random. they are obsessed with llamas as well. once i met a group of black hoodies who were  eating bacon and laughing. i asked what they were doing and they said "eating bacon" well, just look below.
clumsy: hi guys! whatcha doing?
black hoodie guy 1: EATING BACON
black hoodie girl 2: XD
clumsy: cool! can i join?
black hoodie guy 1: NO
clumsy: why?
black hoodie girl: PREP
clumsy:"sad face"
black hoodie guy 1: XD
i really, really wanted to tell them that the world does not revolve around them, and that they should be nice! i mean, some black hoodies are nice, i must admit. but about 65% of them are mean and demented. don't pick on preps!

how to be a prep

for the girls...

1. dress the part wear the sidetide, sidetide too or the sidetied strikes back. wear the BLUE cheerleader outfit. for accessories wear the diva sunglasses and carry pom poms

  2. go to the stadium walk in and say things like "applies mango swirl beak gloss!" (yes, beak gloss. penguins don't have lips) and "opens diamond locker!"

3. cheer you are a cheerleader after all. say cheers like "fizz fizz soda pop blue is at the very top!" or just a simple ''GO BLUE!''

4. have fun and don't be mean!

for the boys...

1. dress for it wear the sunstriker, the firestricker, the shamrocker or the tuft. wear the BLUE football outfit and for accessories wear the agent sunglasses and for neck items wear the pearl necklace, star necklace or shell necklace. Whichever you prefer.

2. go to the stadium you don't really have to do much, just sit by your locker (spot on the wall) and drink water. you can also run the snacks bar.

3. play football  kick around the soccer ball and say TOUCHDOWN! a lot.